Sunday 22 January 2012

Gum in the 70's

Gum in the 70's

Throughout my early childhood, it seemed like all gum was pretty boring - Juicy Fruit, Chicklets, Big Red, etc. Don't get me started on the chalk flavored cardboard in baseball card packs. Then, along came these big ads in the back of comic books for "cool" gum brands like Hubba Bubba and Big League Chew. Gum was transformed from the lame old crap your grandma handed you, to awesomeness of epic proportions.

Hubba Bubba was cool because it didn't stick to your face when you popped a massive bubble. Remember the Old West gunfighter commercials?http://attitudeadjustment.com.au/retro_trading_cards?cmx=141&start=15



Big League Chew kicked ass. It had a pouch like it was chewing tobacco (which, like the candy cigarette, was especially cool), and the ads featured cleverly drawn athletes, perfectly suited for the elementary school boy market.

Fruit Stripes were a personal favorite. The sudden rush of flavor was like a hypodermic needle of concentrated & flavored high fructose corn syrup applied directly to the sweet tooth. Unfortunately, like heroine, the "high" was shortlived. I think the flavor lasted a total of five minutes.

Bubble Yum and Bubblicious both had strong original flavors, and their flavor somehow made it to the ten minute mark. Guaranteed to make your pearly whites yellow and cavity laden within days.

Freshen Up - A squirt of God-knows-what on your first



Monday 16 January 2012

Everything That Ever Was - Available Forever (ETEWAF)

Everything That Ever Was - Available Forever (ETEWAF)

Patton Oswalt has an article in Wired that is a must read for those interested in pop culture - past and present. In the essay, Oswalt expresses his theory that society is approaching a state of ETEWAF. Where once you had to piecemeal your niche interests together one comic book or VHS cassette at a time, today you can become an expert in any narrow interest in a single weekend! I would tend to agree: things are progressing so fast in that direction, I don't think many of us pop culture addicts have stopped to think about the implications.

When I was a kid, a movie came to the movie theater for a few weeks, then it was gone (you assumed) FOREVER. Think about that for a moment. I had no idea that there would be HBO, VHS, DVDs, Netflix, and (gasp!) torrents! For all I knew, when The Billion Dollar Hobo came to town, that was your one and only chance to catch this movie, ever. For all I knew, that episode of Starsky & Hutch would never air again.... certainly never on demand.

In contrast, now I can be a Starsky & Hutch expert in a weekend. I can watch every single episode whenever I want via Hulu or Netflix, I can watch the Ben Stiller remake, I can read all the information surrounding the show on the Internet (i.e. IMDb, Wikipedia, etc.), and I can probably find a few forums of rabid S&H fans. I can buy David Soul's album on Amazon, watch the special features on the DVD, listen to the commentary, and read past magazine articles about S&H via Google News or back issues of old magazines available online.... while listening to the soundtrack! You get the point. Even the most obscure nooks of the pop culture landscape are available for plunder.

This development is of special interest to me, given that Retrospace is all about plundering less traveled paths in our pop culture past. Patton Oswalt contends that this may not be healthy for our creative output. In other words, we're spending too much time looking in the rear view mirror, and not enough on the road ahead. We are becoming a culture of regurgitated bits from the past; a culture of remakes and lame pop culture references (i.e. Family Guy and VH1 I love the 80's, etc.).

Oswalt believes that when we hit ETEWAF, pop culture will reach its critical mass and implode. When every book ever made is on every Kindle, and every movie ever made is on every TV, and every song ever made is on every mp3 player.... it will all be over. No more frothing at the mouth waiting for the newest Italian giallo to be released on Blu-Ray - it already has. It's ALL available... so what do we do now?

When the Coen Brothers remake of Cannonball Run II in IMAX 3-D spoken entirely in Esperanto hits the theaters, no one will care. It will all be over. We will all start looking forward again. We will stop this mad dash to explore the entire surface of our pop culture past, and be content with what lies ahead.

Or so Patton Oswalt would predict....

I have a slightly different opinion. We are certainly on the road to ETEWAF, no arguments there. But I don't think having an unlimited resource at our fingertips is a bad thing, nor do I think it leads to some sort of pop culture supernova.

Surely, the constant obscure pop references we see on Family Guy will get old (.... or has already become severely old). But having this incredible mine as an inspiration is a good thing - after all, every great burst of creativity has relied on something before it. The Beatles didn't form in a vacuum - they had blues and rockabilly to spark the fire. Indeed, the Renaissance came about because of a rediscovery of Classical Greek and Roman culture. Get my drift?

Furthermore, I don't think we are in any danger of not having an obscure niche to call our own. We may have to plunder a little deeper, but if we dig deep enough there will always be hidden treasures. The topsoil is gone, as Oswalt says, but there will always be plenty of bedrock to keep us happy and inspired to create "the next new thing".

Its all about the Attitude

Attitudeadjustment.com.au is all about us. Forget about fads, fake fashion and instant celebrity. Take an attitude adjustment and enjoy time tested entertainment that delivers.

Attitudeadjustment is owned and operated by a couple of non greying baby boomer's who well remember pinball machines, malted milk shakes and hamburgers that tasted like , well hamburgers. Well before the internet, i-phones, facebook and playstation 3, comics, pinball machines and black and white television playing Hanna Barbara cartoons were our daily dose of entertainment.

attitudeadjustment.com.au has a huge catalogue of games, comics and memorabilia that will make a graying baby boomer shake at the knees.

Its ok to be a kid agin, being 50 is the new 39 so get that attitude adjustment today and kick back and enjoy.

The Top 25 Songs Ruined by Classic Rock Radio

The Top 25 Songs Ruined by Classic Rock Radio


Can any of you out there even remember how you felt when you first heard "Stairway to Heaven"? It's been played so many times by classic rock stations that I can't bear to hear it any more..... I take that back. I no longer hate it; instead it has become almost a "non song" - no surprises, every note tired and stale.

The tragedy is that this has happened to so many other brilliant songs which have been literally played to death over the decades. Sadly, it doesn't have to be this way. Oftentimes, these artists have huge catalogs of songs to choose from, but the stations pick the same shit over and over. Why? Will people turn away if they hear a song they aren't instantly familiar with?

I understand, you can't just play obscure B-sides and expect big audiences. But would it kill these classic rock stations to slip in Steely Dan's "Any Major Dude" instead of "Do It Again"?

Regardless of the reason and who is to blame. There's a plethora of songs rendered unlistenable. Here's my top 25.
  1. "More Than a Feeling" by Boston
  2. "Hotel California" by The Eagles
  3. "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction" by The Rolling Stones
  4. "Carry On My Wayward Son" by Kansas
  5. "Stairway to Heaven" by Led Zeppelin
  6. "Don't Stop Believing" by Journey
  7. "American Woman" by The Guess Who
  8. "Sweet Home Alabama" by Lynyrd Skynyrd
  9. "Blinded by the Light" by Manfred Man's Earth Band
  10. "Renegade" by Styx
  11. "Feels Like the First Time" by Foreigner
  12. "Feel Like Makin' Love" by Bad Company
  13. "Fly Like an Eagle" by The Steve Miller Band
  14. "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen
  15. "Don't Fear the Reaper" by Blue Oyster Cult
  16. "Black Water" by The Doobie Brothers
  17. "Tom Sawyer" by Rush
  18. "Take It Easy" by The Eagles
  19. "Free Bird" by Lynyrd Skynyrd
  20. "Sweet Emotion" by Aerosmith
  21. "Barracuda" by Heart
  22. "All Right Now" by Free
  23. "Layla" by Derek and the Dominoes
  24. "Baba O'Reilly" by The Who
  25. "Back in Black" by AC/DC

The Top 20 TV Catch Phrases of the 70's

The Top 20 TV Catch Phrases of the 70's


Of late, we've had "Bam!" (Emeril) and "No soup for you" (Seinfeld), but there's been precious few catch phrases compared to the 1970's - the Golden Era of TV catch phrases. Anyone growing up in that decade at some point exclaimed "Kiss my grits!" - it was just a part of the day to day lexicon. What was it about the seventies that made audiences erupt into laughter and applause every time J.J. said "Dy-no-mite"? Sounds like a good idea for a sociology term paper. What were the top TV catch phrases of the seventies? Sounds like a good idea for a post, so here goes.

  1. Dy-No-Mite! (Good Times)
  2. Up your nose with a rubber hose (Welcome Back, Kotter)
  3. Whachu-talkin'-bout, Willis? (Diff'rent Strokes)
  4. Hey, hey, hey (What's Happening?)
  5. Stifle! (All in the Family)
  6. Sit on it! (Happy Days)
  7. Ayyyyyy. (Happy Days)
  8. You big dummy (Sanford & Son)
  9. Book 'em Danno (Hawaii 5-0)
  10. De plane! De plane! (Fantasy Island)
  11. Nanu, Nanu (Mork & Mindy)
  12. Shazbot! (Mork & Mindy)
  13. Good night, John Boy (The Waltons)
  14. Jane, you ignorant slut (Saturday Night Live)
  15. Who loves you, baby (Kojak)
  16. Kiss my grits! (Alice)
  17. Lookin' good (Chico and the Man)
  18. Hello... how are ya? (Welcome Back, Kotter)
  19. Elizabeth, I'm comin' to join you (Sanford & Son)
  20. Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry (The Incredible Hulk)

The Big Labowski hits town

This is my fave tee i bought in Miami last summer. I love the flick The Big Labowski as it is so out there it is very easy to watch and get a good laugh.

I have tracked down a heap of Big Labowski merchandise from tees to funky retro action figures. They are all genuine licensed merch and the prices are as cheap as chips.

Check out all the new movie related stuff on http://attitudeadjustment.com.au/retro_movie_stuff

Also there are heaps of interesting retro and vintage articles and plenty of movie and TV clips form the 60s and 70s.

There is also a truck load of great new products and retro /vintage collectibles for you to  check out.


Be sure to visit attitudeadjustment.com.au now and be retro dazed today.

Sunday 1 January 2012

God Bless the Rich


I was reading this 1967 editorial by William F. Buckley, and it struck me.... you know, we just don't take time to thank the rich enough. As Tiny Tim said, "God bless them, every one." Indeed, the billionaires need our prayers and blessings too. So, next time you have a moment, take the time to thank a rich a person.

For instance, the President of Nike makes $13,846 per weekday, while his laborers in Vietnam make less than one dollar a day. Let's us thank him for the blessings he has bestowed on the Vietamese people. Without him, they would have nothing.

Transocean (the company involved in the BP oil disaster) moved its headquarters from the U.S. to the Cayman Islands in 1999 then to Switzerland in 2008 to avoid paying taxes. They, therefore contribute absolutely nothing to their country's economy, but it's not their fault. Let us pray that our government will lower taxes even more for the rich, so that Transocean can return home again. We miss you Transocean.

The CEO of CVS made $30.4 million in 2009, and CVS cashiers make $8 an hour. Indeed, the income inequality in this country is the highest in the past eighty years. Mr. CEO earns more in interest per year than his minions of employees will probably every make in a lifetime. But, as Buckley says, "God bless him", for without him there would be no CVS, and those minions would be poor beggars on the street, starving to death.

image from a 12/30/67 Saturday Evening Post

Judging by Obama's Wall Street cabinet, chock full of Goldman-Sachs executives, our prayers for the rich seem to be paying off. Now that they finally have representation in Washington, maybe our government will start helping out the obscenely wealthy for a change.

The top 1% of the population controlls more financial wealth than the bottom 95% combined. God bless the rich, for they give us something to strive for. If that bottom 95 percent could just be more motivated and intelligent, they too could have it all.



Happy Christmas