Showing posts with label retro. Show all posts
Showing posts with label retro. Show all posts

Monday, 16 January 2012

Everything That Ever Was - Available Forever (ETEWAF)

Everything That Ever Was - Available Forever (ETEWAF)

Patton Oswalt has an article in Wired that is a must read for those interested in pop culture - past and present. In the essay, Oswalt expresses his theory that society is approaching a state of ETEWAF. Where once you had to piecemeal your niche interests together one comic book or VHS cassette at a time, today you can become an expert in any narrow interest in a single weekend! I would tend to agree: things are progressing so fast in that direction, I don't think many of us pop culture addicts have stopped to think about the implications.

When I was a kid, a movie came to the movie theater for a few weeks, then it was gone (you assumed) FOREVER. Think about that for a moment. I had no idea that there would be HBO, VHS, DVDs, Netflix, and (gasp!) torrents! For all I knew, when The Billion Dollar Hobo came to town, that was your one and only chance to catch this movie, ever. For all I knew, that episode of Starsky & Hutch would never air again.... certainly never on demand.

In contrast, now I can be a Starsky & Hutch expert in a weekend. I can watch every single episode whenever I want via Hulu or Netflix, I can watch the Ben Stiller remake, I can read all the information surrounding the show on the Internet (i.e. IMDb, Wikipedia, etc.), and I can probably find a few forums of rabid S&H fans. I can buy David Soul's album on Amazon, watch the special features on the DVD, listen to the commentary, and read past magazine articles about S&H via Google News or back issues of old magazines available online.... while listening to the soundtrack! You get the point. Even the most obscure nooks of the pop culture landscape are available for plunder.

This development is of special interest to me, given that Retrospace is all about plundering less traveled paths in our pop culture past. Patton Oswalt contends that this may not be healthy for our creative output. In other words, we're spending too much time looking in the rear view mirror, and not enough on the road ahead. We are becoming a culture of regurgitated bits from the past; a culture of remakes and lame pop culture references (i.e. Family Guy and VH1 I love the 80's, etc.).

Oswalt believes that when we hit ETEWAF, pop culture will reach its critical mass and implode. When every book ever made is on every Kindle, and every movie ever made is on every TV, and every song ever made is on every mp3 player.... it will all be over. No more frothing at the mouth waiting for the newest Italian giallo to be released on Blu-Ray - it already has. It's ALL available... so what do we do now?

When the Coen Brothers remake of Cannonball Run II in IMAX 3-D spoken entirely in Esperanto hits the theaters, no one will care. It will all be over. We will all start looking forward again. We will stop this mad dash to explore the entire surface of our pop culture past, and be content with what lies ahead.

Or so Patton Oswalt would predict....

I have a slightly different opinion. We are certainly on the road to ETEWAF, no arguments there. But I don't think having an unlimited resource at our fingertips is a bad thing, nor do I think it leads to some sort of pop culture supernova.

Surely, the constant obscure pop references we see on Family Guy will get old (.... or has already become severely old). But having this incredible mine as an inspiration is a good thing - after all, every great burst of creativity has relied on something before it. The Beatles didn't form in a vacuum - they had blues and rockabilly to spark the fire. Indeed, the Renaissance came about because of a rediscovery of Classical Greek and Roman culture. Get my drift?

Furthermore, I don't think we are in any danger of not having an obscure niche to call our own. We may have to plunder a little deeper, but if we dig deep enough there will always be hidden treasures. The topsoil is gone, as Oswalt says, but there will always be plenty of bedrock to keep us happy and inspired to create "the next new thing".

Wednesday, 7 December 2011

Attitude Adjustments Top 100 Horror Movies

Heres my top 100  horror movies. I am sure there will be plenty who disagree and have there own picks. Feel free to pick the list to bits and add your own picks.


        Halloween (1978) top pick
  1. The Exorcist (1973)
  2. The Shining (1980)
  3. Trick 'r Treat (2009)
  4. Tutti i Colori del Buio (1972)
  5. Don't Look Now (1973)
  6. Drag Me to Hell (2009)
  7. Night of the Living Dead (1968)
  8. The Omen (1976)
  9. The Amityville Horror (1979)
  10. Tales from the Crypt (1972)
  11. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
  12. An American Werewolf in London (1981)
  13. The Brood (1979)
  14. Mulholland Drive (2001)
  15. Friday the 13th Part II (1981)
  16. Carrie (1976)
  17. The Devil's Backbone (2001)
  18. Black Sabbath (1963)
  19. Psycho (1960)
  20. I Was a Teenage Werewolf (1958)
  21. Scream and Scream Again (1969)
  22. Phantasm (1979)
  23. The Sentinel (1977)
  24. Taste the Blood of Dracula (1970)
  25. Damien: Omen II (1978)
  26. Alice, Sweet Alice (1977)
  27. Friday the 13th (1980)
  28. Rosemary's Baby (1968)
  29. The Sixth Sense (1999)
  30. Ghost Story (1981)
  31. Planet Terror (2007)
  32. The Ring (2002)
  33. Pet Semetary (1989)
  34. The Wicker Man (1973)
  35. Deep Red (1975)
  36. The House that Dripped Blood (1970)
  37. What Have You Done to Solange? (1972)
  38. Ju On- The Grudge (2003)
  39. Let's Scare Jessica to Death (1971)
  40. Hell Night (1981)
  41. Race with the Devil (1975)
  42. The Hills Have Eyes (2006)
  43. Black Belly of the Tarantula (1971)
  44. Count Yorga, Vampire (1970)
  45. Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)
  46. Dracula A.D. 1972 (1972)
  47. Exorcist III (1990)
  48. Duel (1970)
  49. A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
  50. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)
  51. Blood Splattered Bride (1972)
  52. Dressed to Kill (1980)
  53. Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed (1969)
  54. Silence of the Lambs (1991)
  55. It's Alive (1973)
  56. Scars of Dracula (1970)                                                                     
  57. A Tale of Two Sisters (2004)
  58. Dracula Has Risen From The Grave (1968)
  59. Creepshow (1982)
  60. The Legacy (1979)
  61. High Tension (2003)
  62. The Funhouse (1981)
  63. Demoniacs (1974)
  64. The Changeling (1980)
  65. The Case of the Bloody Iris (1971)
  66. Friday the 13th (2009)
  67. Dawn of the Dead (1978)
  68. My Bloody Valentine (1981)
  69. Scanners (1980)
  70. Twins of Evil (1971)
  71. Sleepy Hollow (1999)
  72. Audition (1999)
  73. Blood and Black Lace (1963)
  74. Poltergeist (1982)
  75. The Believers (1987)
  76. Halloween II (1981)
  77. Scream (1996)
  78. Trilogy of Terror (1975)
  79. Saw (2004)
  80. The Little Girl Who Lived Down the Lane (1976)
  81. Stir of Echoes (1999)
  82. Re-Animator (1985)
  83. The Mothman Prophesies (2002)
  84. The Howling (1981)
  85. The Devil's Rejects (2005)
  86. Creepshow 2 (1987)
  87. Prince of Darkness (1987)
  88. Hostel (2006)
  89. Something Wicked This Way Comes (1983)
  90. Se7en (1995)
  91. The Fearless Vampire Killers (1967)
  92. Vacancy (2007)
  93. House on Sorority Row (1983)
  94. Toolbox Murders (1977)
  95. The Descent (2006)
  96. Dead and Buried (1981)
  97. Lisa and the Devil (1973)
  98. Misery (1990)
  99. Kill, Baby.... Kill! (1968)

Tuesday, 6 December 2011

Once upon a time, nearly every movie or TV show, no matter how stupid or inappropriate, had its own set of trading cards. I collected cards from Mork & Mindy, Star Wars, The Incredible Hulk, and Battlestar Galactica like there was no tomorrow.

There were even Bo Derek cards and cards about that awful Bee-Gees' train wreck of a movie, Sgt. Pepper ( i have some for sale ) - the sort of things that don't instantly pop into your mind when you think of children's products. http://attitudeadjustment.com.au/retro_trading_cards

Of course, this was a time when TV/movies were being merchandised like ever before. Thus, you had ridiculous products like Taxi lunch boxes and Welcome Back, Kotter Halloween costumes. I distinctly remember a Three's Company children's puzzle of Suzanne Somers in a revealing bathing suit. Even then, I knew this merchandising thing was getting out of hand... but I liked it. http://attitudeadjustment.com.au/retro_trading_cards 

All this stuff is now worth buckets of money and of course there is the childhood memory thing. I often grab my bubble gum mint packets and smell the gum and  the memories of child hood flood back. Even after 30 years the gum and packaging are mint and fresh as yesterday.

I have some great mint packs available and i am sure you will get hours and hours of enjoyment out of these great collectibles. http://attitudeadjustment.com.au/retro_trading_cards

Happy Christmas