Its 1961 all over again. Retro is the new I-phone, Vintage is the big screen telly and Yogi Bear is the new President.
Pilfering picnic baskets is now law, reading 4 comics a day is mandatory and the 4 letter word WORK has been deleted from all dictionary's, search engines and archives.
Sick of whingeing , whiny culture declined generation Xes, y rs and what other glib labels they give them self's? Get back to the real World when Yogi was King, t.v was simply black and white and comics cost 5 cents, coke 3 cents and a movie ticket 25 cents.
No mobile phones, no constantly walking into people on the street with their heads buried in their electronic devices praying that someone will communicate with them. Constantly scrolling for the same old shit that has been sent to them 100 times before.
Get out side , breath, take a walk, read a news paper, talk to your friends and most importantly go to http://attitudeadjustment.com.au/home and relive the 50's, 60s and 70's. Woo hoo buckaroo. Come on my little lovelies, love life and stop making Apple and Microsoft Executives EVEN RICHER. Its a shame though that the only place you can read me is on an electronic device, sorry about that.
Enjoy the simplicity of the 60's and realise that life should really be that simple and do we really need to hump around 5 kg of electronic gadgets to simply talk to our family and friends.
If life was that bad why do they keep making old movies new again and Retro and Vintage STUFF that we threw away is now worth truckloads of cash. If only we had kept our comics and toys we would all have our homes payed of and those bastards that stole our retirement monies can go #*+@ themselves.
Power Rangers, Powder Puff Girls and Ben Ten don't cut the mustard with me. Electronically drawn, lifeless characters that are sad pale imitation's of there peers. Join the Revolution, throw down your I:Phones ( as if ) I:Pads and laptops and starting living again. If you can't make the break at the very least, humour me, check out http://attitudeadjustment.com.au/home and for a few minutes a day smile and enjoy your child hood, its cool to be 50 and its OK to be RETRO babbbbbbbbbbbyyyyyyyyyyy
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